Thursday, February 3, 2011

Story of Roadkill

Roadkill is my name. I got it when I just a kid bunny on my way to see my buddy Roger Rabbit. You may have heard of him. I was crossing the street, just as I had many times before, when I was struck. A human plowed right into me, the bastard. Lost my eye. Thats why I always wear this here eyepatch. Anyway, that human jumped outta his truck fast as lightning thinking he hit another human. When he saw it was me, a bunny, he almost spat out the words, "just some roadkill". And that's how I got my name.
 
How I got my superpowers? Well, when I lost my eye something strange happened. I can't really explain it...but I could suddenly move objects with my mind. I'm told it's called telekinesis but I just call it awesome.

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